In a freak coincidence, the entire fabric of time and space was bent under my enormous will to cash in a multi table tourny. At the time of my previous post, I was still entered and doing moderatly well and destined to bubble in the 5r/a and the 10 FO.

But then I had an epiphany. I am simply greater than everyone at everything until they prove otherwise. In an instant, I not only became the best tournament player, trash talker, math-wiz and male model, I also became the luckiest man in the world. Using my awesome muscles, both mental and physical, I was able to wield an insane maelstrom of tremendous luck. Winning when I was ahead, bluffing successfully, flopping a set or two, even making my first royal flush ever and staying forever ahead of the competition. With the mere flick of my huge man pecs, I could determine the fate of any player at my table. Then there I was, on the bubble of each and cruising ITM with the mere buldge of my shoulders. Eventually, my focus wanned. I found myself focusing more on my beautiful physique and less on masterfully crafting the fate of my e-life and busted in both.

I think I did respectfully in both. I only came from behind twice after all the money went in and I was really just one or two key pots away from a big cash. Even more importantly, I am freed from this damned "can't money in an MTT" curse and I can finally go make some money in the sngs. I don't think I'll even find myself going the way of SCgolfer and soupie. I like the steady stream of income from sngs but if I ever secure a big cash, I might spend a few weeks trying to press my luck.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Me Almighty, I'm free at last!

Also, shout out to gritter63 who was also very close to a big cash.