I'm going to look at my sessions in the last week or so, and just concentrate on big pots that I lost. Now I know this can turn out to be horribly results oriented and biased, so I'm going to do my best to do the following:

Look at hands where I lost a big pot. If I feel like I misplayed the hand, I'll make a note of it. This post should range anywhere from extremely lame to moderately entertaining and educational. I have no idea.






- AA no good you f'ing moron. Jesus christ, how obvious can it be???

- bad spot to 2 barrell. He called your 3-way cbet with a player to act behind him, c/f ace high, idiot.

- don't talk

- don't complete 32s from the SB you doofus and you won't get yourself into this predicament.

- c/r bluff with ace high in mutliway pot after you raised from the blinds = -EV

- goddamnit lukie, you know to check this turn. Somebody else hit their draw and they hit it better then you.

- stop calling check/raises with middle pair you shithead.

- wow, what a fold on the river! You finally make a good decision on this street.

- rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiissssssseeeeeeeeeeee > cccccccccaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll

- don't talk

- 3-bet preflop >>> c/r bluff on flop, c'mon man, this is donk shit.

- wow, what did you think he was going to show??? min 3-bet preflop = be scared.

- again, what did you think he was going to show? People will agressively value bet when they are ahead there, and be happy to check through when they can beat your completely whiffed c-bet.

- dude, raise or fold somewhere in here. preferably fold. If you must call the flop and turn with TPTK, fold to this river where you aren't ever good.

- read about pot odds

- your very tight preflop game often makes the 2nd barrell less effective since people are genereally less likely to take marginal/poor hands past the flop against you. And when you start getting played back at, it's because they can beat AA, not because they are trying to move you off AK. Translation: stop being a donkey.

- When you get allin preflop with KK against a regular in a full ring game, he will have AA. If you think there's a doubt about this, you're mistaken. The regulars are as good or better then you, and you play too tight of a game for them to have anything else, ever. Save for possibly the last card combo of KK, but they'll find a call somewhere most likely.

- yes dipship, he turned his flush. Believe him.

- what a douchebag

- ugly, just ugly. xQTA isn't exactly a good board for TPTK you over-aggro donkey.

- what would possess you to ever try to get a thin value bet on this river?? Yes, his check/call with a better hand was LIKELY.

- Dude, if you're going to isolate a weak limper with K8s, fold to his c/r when you flop middle pair. godddddamn. yes he c/r'd his A9 TPTK, get over it.

- omg of all the TERRRRRRRRRIBLE RIVER CALLS you've made, how do you fold aces up to this bet from this donkey????????? jesus man. these guys don't come around often. Then again it could have been a good fold. Who knows. LETS GET SOME COMMENTS ON THIS ONE******* This guy is loose and agressive. I think it's likely he turned or rivered a better 2 pair. Thoughts? I think preflop we are deep enough and my (assumed) skill edge post flop big enough to make this preflop call +EV.

PokerStars GAME #5064063049: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2006/05/26 - 23:52:33 (ET)
Table 'Prospero' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: slee95 ($362.55 in chips)
Seat 3: mc33 ($730.70 in chips)
Seat 4: InDiAn FuRy ($374 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($614 in chips)
Seat 6: bheinima ($595.30 in chips)
bheinima: posts small blind $2
slee95: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [5s As]
mc33: raises $8 to $12
InDiAn FuRy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $12
bheinima: calls $10
slee95: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5h Ad 3c]
bheinima: checks
slee95: checks
mc33: bets $24
sanders21117 joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $74 to $98
bheinima: folds
slee95: folds
mc33: calls $74
*** TURN *** [5h Ad 3c] [9d]
mc33: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $145
mc33: calls $145
*** RIVER *** [5h Ad 3c 9d] [Th]
mc33: bets $475.70 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: folds
mc33 collected $532 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $534 | Rake $2
Board [5h Ad 3c 9d Th]
Seat 1: slee95 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: mc33 collected ($532)
Seat 4: InDiAn FuRy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) folded on the River
Seat 6: bheinima (small blind) folded on the Flop



- jesus, give small and/or min-raises more respect you fucktard.

- don't talk

- yes, another set over set. I guess there's nothing wrong with saying 'rigged', but otherwise, don't talk. This one can slide.

- Dude you have fucking top pair, no kicker. Don't make heroic call downs. This hand in particular makes me want to hit something. THINK OF ALL THE TIMES HE LIMP/FOLDED OR LIMP/CALL, CHECK/FOLDED HIS SB TO YOU, YOU MOTHERF***ING DONKEY.

- yes, he runner runner over straighted your once nut-straight. Get over it. Don't talk.

- wheeeeeeeee flopped overfull losing to flopped quads = fun. saying GODDAMNIT LEE is perfectly appropriate here.

- stop making heroic calldowns as a result of tilt (had nothing to do with the above hand as this was much later in the session). Oh yeah, don't tilt. it's not worth our time.



I'm sick of looking at hands where I lost a ridiculous amount of money. I'm going to do awesome this session, watch. fuck variance. 2/4 here I come.