http://dogonthecircuit.blogspot.com/

Hi, going to winstar not new years week end but the next one, I will be playing 5/10 and probably 1/2 if I can play with my friends. I'll post a trip report.

Follow my friend Doggz ex FTR 'ItDepends' as he tkaes on the WPT:

http://dogonthecircuit.blogspot.com/

Should be real exciting.

Been playing 300NL on Bodog lately. I actually tried to play alot and lost like 2/3 of a buy in in 500 hands WTF?

Party went oficially busto with my Rakeback shit, so I lost alot of moeny and so did my players (me more then them). Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Tomorrow I want to play 1000 hands and maybe I'll post the results, in excel format since Bodog is not compatible with pt.

OR is it!?!?!

http://dogwatch.freehostia.com/

If you are or know BBQBOWSER of Bodog then [censored] you [censored] [censored]. How can you run so good against me [censored].

I guess I will try to qualify for this... EPT Dublin

im thinking going 13R to 475 fo sat and play that..........

holla

Hopefully irisheyes visits me if I make it.

Yeah, I dropped out of school. I was just not motivated to do it anymore. I switched from Accounting to Poli Sci and the classes were just like bleh. My parents are pretty angry, but they still love me.

I have a business to be running and poker to be played. I just was talking to lamb in IRC and was telling him that I want to play 100 $16 turbos on stars a day. He said at peak hrs a set of 10 would take ~ an hour... Maybe Ill shoot for 60 to 75.

I'd like to start playing the big Sunday tournies too, I think I am going to play the Bodog 100k this week.

I think I will probably go back to school next year, much like ilikeaces86 did.

I have some great stories I'd like to write about. Either my friends bday party or when a girl drank my pee at one party. You can vote in a poll I'm going to be setting up in the community.

Any questions?

Ok, so I've been 8 tabling FullTiltPoker.net 50 NL, pretty boring, but I'm winning .

I'll post my 3 FAVORITE hh so far.



FullTiltPoker Game #976748602: Table Arville (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:18:18 ET - 2006/09/07
Seat 1: Matusow-4-Pres ($15.70)
Seat 2: pavlovsdog00 ($115.60)
Seat 3: jung8890 ($46.75)
Seat 4: HERO($112)
Seat 5: SushiFish07 ($49.75)
Seat 6: Christian_Vzla ($33.50)
pavlovsdog00 posts the small blind of $0.25
jung8890 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [6s 7s]
BRBbbq raises to $2.25
SushiFish07 calls $2.25
Christian_Vzla folds
Matusow-4-Pres has 15 seconds left to act
Matusow-4-Pres folds
pavlovsdog00 raises to $5
jung8890 folds
HERO calls $2.75
SushiFish07 folds
*** FLOP *** [7h 6c 8s]
pavlovsdog00 bets $12.75
SushiFish07 stands up
HERO raises to $107, and is all in
Turbulent Flow sits down
pavlovsdog00: are you kidding me
Turbulent Flow adds $50
pavlovsdog00: wtf
pavlovsdog00 has 15 seconds left to act
HERO: whos pp is higher?
pavlovsdog00 calls $94.25
HERO shows [6s 7s]
pavlovsdog00 shows [As Ah]
*** TURN *** [7h 6c 8s] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6c 8s Ad] [Ac]
BRBbbq shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
pavlovsdog00 shows four of a kind, Aces
pavlovsdog00 wins the pot ($223.75) with four of a kind, Aces
jung8890: WOW!!!!!!!
HERO is sitting out

He said something afterwards that made me wanted to strangle him. It's in the bad beat section.

FullTiltPoker Game #976718016: Table Arville (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:57:21 ET - 2006/09/07
Seat 1: Tribbiani ($60.30)
Seat 2: pavlovsdog00 ($133.35)
Seat 3: snoopy1970 ($34.70)
Seat 4: HERO ($54.45)
Seat 5: Tim Kling ($73.55)
Seat 6: Christian_Vzla ($24.70)
Tribbiani posts the small blind of $0.25
pavlovsdog00 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [8d 5d]
snoopy1970 folds
HERO raises to $2
Tim Kling calls $2
Christian_Vzla folds
Tribbiani folds
pavlovsdog00 folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9d 3d]
HERO checks
Tim Kling checks
*** TURN *** [Jh 9d 3d] [Js]
HERO bets $3
Tim Kling raises to $10
HERO raises to $52.45, and is all in
Tim Kling calls $42.45
HERO shows [8d 5d]
Tim Kling shows [Kh Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9d 3d Js] [7d]
HERO shows a flush, Nine high
Tim Kling shows a pair of Jacks
HERO wins the pot ($106.65) with a flush, Nine high

Tim Kling: Very lucky.
snoopy1970: 20%
HERO: worst call i have seen in my life
snoopy1970: paid off big though.
Tim Kling: Worst call? By you.
Tim Kling: I had the best hand, you had an awful draw.
HERO:Give me your address, I want to come over and swiftly swing a nine iron into your taint
Tim Kling: Made you crap your pants I'm sure.
HERO: RELOAD FISH
Tim Kling: I'm the fish?
Tim Kling: HAHA
HERO: U CALLED AN AI WITH K HIGH
Tim Kling: You went all in with 8 high
Tim Kling: I made the right call
Tim Kling: Learn to play. Big bets don't mean scaring people out.
snoopy1970: you had a 20% chance of winning the pot.
Tim Kling: You got lucky. No more.
HERO: lololololololoololol




FullTiltPoker Game #977877729: Table Exeter (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:08:25 ET - 2006/09/07
Seat 1: Iamsushi ($108.60)
Seat 2: Alstro ($49.25)
Seat 3: tupac79 ($42.25)
Seat 4: HERO ($50)
Seat 5: Rjupa ($165.60)
Seat 6: pavlovsdog00 ($70.30)
BRBbbq posts the small blind of $0.25
Rjupa posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9c Ac]
pavlovsdog00 folds
Iamsushi folds
Alstro folds
tupac79 calls $0.50
HERO calls $0.25
Rjupa raises to $2
tupac79 calls $1.50
HERO calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh Tc 7c]
HERO checks
Rjupa bets $3
tupac79 calls $3
HERO raises to $15
Rjupa calls $12
tupac79 has 15 seconds left to act
tupac79 folds
*** TURN *** [Jh Tc 7c] [3d]
HERO bets $33, and is all in
Rjupa folds
Uncalled bet of $33 returned to HERO
HERO mucks
HERO wins the pot ($37.05)

Class is not fun.

I got a ticket for leaving my camel outside the science building.

Poker game at my place tonight if you are interested/live in Texas.

www.vermillitary.com

I can't play poker, but I would like to.

Hi,

During the summer I can't really play poker (gg parents), and my Rakeback aff, just screwed me, so I dedcided to start my own rb service for a poker room that rhymes with Marty Poker. So, if you need rb with marty poker and you do not want to get screwed then pm me, I will not screw you over, I will pay you etc etc, you can kick my ass if I don't. I am not even making any money off of you (yet . Going rate is 25%, and if you play alot of cash games on party you are missing out on alot of free money by not having Rakeback.

My summer has been kinda gay, I go around to schools in a computer district Mon-Fri and reimage them and update their bios. I missed the FTR trip to winstar because my a/c and power went out in frikin hot as hades TX. My family was on vacation, so I was responsible for getting it fixed (3 days it took). On some weekends I work at Target.

I can't wait to get back to school, becasue I am excited to pursue my new major, Poli Sci, and to get back to playin some on-line pokah. Also, join the PPA, becasue good ol big government wants to ban online poker. HEre is their site: http://www.pokerplayersalliance.org/

I'll see you guys in August!

GLGLGLGLGLGLGLGGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGGL

p.s. I gave Phil Gordon my phone number in FTR chat

Qualified for the million via $13 turbo double shoot out. It was a tough battle especially when it got down to 5 to HU. Hand history available via PM.

This week I will be trying to qualify through $13 turbo double shoot outs on Stars, to the million guranteed.

So you start off with 8 people at your table and you have to win your table in order to advance to the final table. Only first place at the final table gets a package this week becasue the buy in at the end of the month for the million is $530. I have played 5 so far and gotten HU at my first table all five times. I have advanced to the final table twice and have gotten third each time.

Hopefully I will win a seat sometime this week!

Hi, been awhile...

Past week poker has been shitty. My AK was 0/3 AI preflop against AQ for ~200 bucks a pop (how am I getting AI with that preflop? skill me thinks). My lawyer (Chardrain) just filed a lawsuit against Party Poker for excess counterfeiting as well. I played some 25NL today just to see if I could win, and I was up 100 so Il gained some confidence back.

I've made some decent MTT showings though. 27th in the 40k on Party 17th in the 10k on Pacific (realy really soft tourney), but no big scores to speak of.

I changed my major to political science, because I hate Accounting and want to cut myself and listen to songs like:
Untitled 4:00 simple plan still not getting any Punk Rock 1 4/18/2006 7:48 PM

and

Konstantine 9:35 Something Corporate Blues 1 4/18/2006 8:13 PM

I think I will go to law school.

On Easter, this guy throws up in the pew in front of us during church, so my family and I had to leave early, because it smelled like a Bulbasaur and a Wigglytuff mating.

I usually use Trillian, but today my computer decided to auto sign on AIM, and I don't have my buddy list set up like I do on Trillian. So my ex gf (who is supposed to be blocked) IMs me asking how I've been and stuff. I don't really feel like talking, but I'm a nice guy and talk to her and help her find this website she needs to find. Then she brings up this girl she thinks I like, and who she thought I liked and thats part of the reason why she broke up with me. Why would you do that? It was going civilized then you bring up that, why? She seems real happy with her new bf though, and he seems better than me for her. Woop, so emo, stop it Triptanes.

In other news, don't loan people money. It all adds up real quick, and all it does is stress you and them out (re: gg friendship). Funniest debtor to me is one girl from HS who I loaned $50. She said she sent it to me in the mail, but I don't really belive her, unless the US Postal Service rides around on Segways now, or Camels. It's been like a week and a half, if I see her someday I will prbly have to hit her in the taint with a nine iron .

In other news, I bought a Camel, his name is Fredrick:



He sleeps like a block from me in the Equestrain Center stables on campus. I ride him to classes and such and just tie him to the bike rack outside the Business Building whenever I go inside. People look at me like I'm crazy, but I think that conveys their jealousy. If you would like a camel, I def got the hook up so PM me, I can get you one for like 7 grand and they don't cost too much to take care of.

Even through this downswing, I know things will turn around. I am too good a player to lose forever. I am thankful that poker has brought money, monitors, and Fredrick into my life.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=23134&sid=34cf4dba52abb1
58dff3d7d99a98d313

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Today is the start of my spring break so I won't be on the boards for about a week or so (i know some of you are saying thank god). Today I have to take a test the class right b4 my spring break starts, how messed up is that? I believe it is better than taking it right after though.

Today I drive home (3hrs) then I go to the rodeo with my mom to see Pat Green... I don't even really like Pat Green, but my mom seemed like she wanted me to go real bad. I'm not gonna be able to play poker becasue my parents HATE it . I haven't even played much this past week so no boring hands to post.

Hopefully Trikflow and I will hit up Winstar (an 18+ indian Casino) over the break because both of OUR spring break plans kinda fell through. They spread 1/2, 2/5 and 5/10 NL and I will probably play 1/2 since it is my first time playing in a casino (unless the 2/5 game is a fishtannk or trikflow stakes me for 5/10).

I'd like to deicate this post to Muxy who is actually grinding and using BR management to build his BR instead of getting impatient! (no sarcasm, it's the truth, Muxy).

Cya!

[18:40] Triptanes: Gabe!
[18:40] Triptanes: zomg
[18:40] g1u: hey
[18:40] Triptanes: ftwwwww!
[18:40] g1u: yup
[18:40] Triptanes: what did ur sis say toy ou?
[18:40] g1u: "some guy facebooked me.....is that his picture?"
[18:40] Triptanes: u say yes! ofc
[18:40] g1u: "yea hes who i get my knives from"
[18:40] g1u: jk i said no
[18:41] Triptanes:
[18:41] Triptanes: can i e mack on ur sister?
[18:41] g1u: no thanks
[18:41] Triptanes: ok
[18:41] g1u: let me tell you about some funny hands
[18:41] Triptanes: ok
[18:41] Triptanes: Gabe
[18:41] Triptanes: wait
[18:41] g1u: im left of this fish on 2 $400 tables
[18:41] Triptanes: even better
[18:41] g1u: ok
[18:41] Triptanes: write a blog
[18:41] g1u: ok fine i do that now
[18:41] Triptanes: no wait tell me
[18:41] Triptanes: and ill write it in my blog?
[18:41] g1u: ok
[18:41] Triptanes: or u can write it in ur blog
[18:41] Triptanes: ok
[18:42] Triptanes: tell me
[18:42] g1u: your blog
[18:42] g1u: not mine
[18:42] Triptanes: k
[18:42] g1u: this guy isnt that bad postflop
[18:42] g1u: but is probably 50% vpip
[18:42] g1u: anyway
[18:42] Triptanes: :/
[18:42] g1u: he raises preflop, i make it 45 with kk
[18:42] g1u: J high flop, we get allin, he has JJ i lose
[18:42] Triptanes: 41% and up is kinda losing at 6 max for the most part
[18:42] g1u: so less than 1 minute later
[18:42] g1u: he raises on other table
[18:42] Triptanes: ok
[18:43] g1u: i rearaised to 45 with 97s
[18:43] g1u: flop is JT9
[18:43] g1u: i check behind
[18:43] g1u: 7 on turn, he bets 75 i call
[18:43] g1u: 7 on river, he bets 250 i call
[18:43] Triptanes: JJ?
[18:43] g1u: he has JJ again
[18:43] g1u: ha!
[18:43] Triptanes: zomg
[18:43] g1u: silly fish
[18:43] Triptanes: rigged
[18:43] g1u: but cmon
[18:43] g1u: 977
[18:43] g1u: and he has JJJ again
[18:44] g1u: hilarious!11111111
[18:44] Triptanes: mos def
[18:44] g1u: make an awesome blog about that i guess
[18:44] Triptanes: i will it will jsut be this convo
[18:44] g1u: so if i type more stuff
[18:44] g1u: it will be in there too
[18:44] Triptanes: yep
[18:44] g1u: so you facebooked my sister
[18:44] g1u: that hasnt been said in so many words yet
[18:45] Triptanes: this is true u have clarified, and i balanced my trail balance on the first try!
[18:45] Triptanes: and ANy Holt came up with the most reatrded pp sn
[18:45] g1u: ??
[18:45] Triptanes: ...
[18:45] Triptanes: Sharakaby
[18:45] Triptanes: Sharkaby*
[18:45] g1u: hmph?
[18:45] Triptanes: I suggested JigglypufFTW
[18:46] Triptanes: and ThaCarter
[18:46] g1u: i suggest
[18:46] g1u: lolcano
[18:46] g1u: but it was taken
[18:46] Triptanes: galactical > Sharkaby
[18:47] g1u: nah we both have shitty names
[18:47] g1u: no getting around that
[18:47] Triptanes: i know urs is shitty
[18:47] Triptanes: but his is like
[18:47] Triptanes: green diahreea
[18:48] g1u: ok bye
[18:48] *** "g1u" signed off at Wed Mar 08 18:48:54 2006.

Um, wait, I did play yestrday, put 100 on stars and burnt through it all on the 20/180s....
And some to sp00nitnow who was doing dwarfman challenge, ok really gotta study now, bye.

Well I will be takin a break probably until this weekend from poker because i have some key tests coming up. I am real excited about my two ft of those $22/180 man SNGs on PokerStars.

On Sunday night I did not feel like playing cash games (lazy) so I fired up on of the 22/180 becasue I thought I could do better than my previous two attempts (busted out in the hundreds). Well with about 90 people left I was down to 400 chips after I lost a big pot, but I vowed not to give up and push only good hands. At the final two tables I was the chip leader! I got Gabe on AIM because he is pretty good at MTTs and we were beign really agressive on the FT bubble. Unfortunately we could not hit flops and it seemed as if they were and I went to the ft shortstacked, I got sixth by missing 10 outs on the turn and then 18 outs on the river.

Yesterday I played in three 22/180 and busted out of the first two realtively quickly. In my third one though I was on fire, I was in the top five in chips at the final two tables and played real aggressive and actually hit some flops (and rivers , and my opponents seemed to fold to my c-bets when i missed. I had a massive CL heads up and quickly disposed of him, yay!

This hand still irks me from the on I got sixth... :

PokerStars Game #4110574339: Tournament #20419156, Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/02/26 - 20:21:52 (ET)
Table '20419156 9' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: snowliar (59825 in chips)
Seat 3: WhamoAg (15269 in chips)
Seat 4: Triptanes (15917 in chips)
Seat 5: death6969er (28584 in chips)
Seat 6: rockstar2 (60745 in chips)
Seat 7: marz10101 (21221 in chips)
Seat 8: chdsmahm (68439 in chips)
snowliar: posts the ante 75
WhamoAg: posts the ante 75
Triptanes: posts the ante 75
death6969er: posts the ante 75
rockstar2: posts the ante 75
marz10101: posts the ante 75
chdsmahm: posts the ante 75
chdsmahm: posts small blind 800
snowliar: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Qs As]
WhamoAg: raises 13594 to 15194 and is all-in
Triptanes: folds
death6969er: folds
rockstar2: folds
marz10101: folds
chdsmahm: folds
snowliar: folds
WhamoAg collected 4525 from pot
WhamoAg: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4525 | Rake 0
Seat 2: snowliar (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: WhamoAg collected (4525)
Seat 4: Triptanes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: death6969er folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rockstar2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: marz10101 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: chdsmahm (small blind) folded before Flop

Gabe and I had not seen Whamo play a hand... o well....


Last night I bought a book from the X-Wing series, a new headset so I can acutally get on Vent (SC golfer and I like to destroy ours), and season 2 of sea lab. I also watched Requiem for a Dream which was a pretty messed up movie, go see it, it's good though. O congrats to ripptyde for winning the afternoon $5Rebuy yesterday.


This weekend I will really be focusing in on cash games at Party Poker.

Unfortunately as I write this post, I am in a federal penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas (come visit UG if you want). I only have about 20 minutes so I will try to be quick, in this prison library type thing.
It all started at this local country club type thing this weekend. This psycho (but cute) girl from High School invited me to go, it was a long drive, but they were having a poker game too (2/4 NL)... I am dressed up and stuff, and in my coat pocket I am packing my Sig.

I always am 'packing heat' at games becasue of a bad experience at one live game a few months ago, plus it just kinda makes me feel James Bond like. Well we get thru dinner and dancing and I am pretty much wrecking shop on these rich white dudes. My date is sitting next to me and we are talking and having a good time. Well that all comes to an end pretty damn fast. One guy gets up and accuses my date of cheating, he is screaming, and despite my attempts to ameliorate the situation (how could she be cheating, she's not even in the game? she doesn't even know how to play etc etc), he continues. My date begins crying, and I stand up to take her out into the dining room. The yelling guy looks pretty angry and a few of his friends are trying to calm him down when 'it' happens. I take a quick glance back to give the guy a dirty look only to see him pull this big silver gun out. I was frozen in fear/shock as he fired three shots in rapid succession, right into my date's back. I slow her fall to the ground, and time gets slow as my vision tunels...

There was blood every where, all over me, all over her. I don't know if you have ever had someone die in your arms, but it is the worst feeling. The worst part is wanting to help, but you just...can't.

I thought how could this happen to me I've made my mistakes got no where to run the night goes onas I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream how could this happen to me?

Her last words to me were, 'Your bright eyes are giving me sunburns.'

I then pulled out my Sig and took aim it at the man who was now brandishing his gun wildly in an attempt to keep the others from tackling him. I unloaded a whole clip and heard a horrible screech that sounded like a monkey had just died. There, in the middle of the room was a bullet riddled monkey with a little hat on that said 'TiLt'.

The countenance of the man who had just murdered my beautiful date went from insane to elated. He dropped his gun and ran up to me with a smile, I tried feebly to raise my gun and blow this guy away but shock kept me from doing it (plus in retrospect I was out of ammunition). He extended his handand said, 'Hey, I'm Ultimate George, thanks for getting the tilt monkey off my back.'

My jaw hit the floor at the sheer audacity of this deranged Ultimate George. I was about to say soemthing; that's when the authorities from Shinra came in and used a Phoenix Down on my date, then cure 3 to restore her to full health.

I think the DA is going to dismiss my carrying a concealed weapon with out a license charge and I should be out in a few days, but I'm glad I could help a fellow FTRer. Let me know how I can help you.

I just wanted to be on top. I'd like to thank Ilikeaces for coming back to cash games because he pwns + I own him, k thx.

First off, I got an Expedition but I can't flip it, I can't flip the Expedition cuz I fucked up the transmission.

Got obred and LAgged it up at some 6 max, results were good.

PokerStars Game #3886434296: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 20:34:27 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: trunkface ($20.65 in chips)
Seat 2: guptin ($20 in chips)
Seat 3: JR3113 ($46.15 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($9.95 in chips)
Seat 5: rrredhead ($26.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($86.70 in chips)
trunkface: posts small blind $0.25
guptin: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [9h 4h]
JR3113: calls $0.50
jeresy1977: folds
rrredhead: folds
Triptanes: raises $2.50 to $3
trunkface: folds
guptin: folds
JR3113: calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [7c 8h Jd]
JR3113: bets $1
Triptanes: raises $4 to $5
JR3113: calls $4
*** TURN *** [7c 8h Jd] [3d]
JR3113: checks
Triptanes: bets $8
jeresy1977 said, "lol"
JR3113: folds
Triptanes collected $15.95 from pot
Triptanes: shows [9h 4h] (high card Jack)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.75 | Rake $0.80
Board [7c 8h Jd 3d]
Seat 1: trunkface (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: guptin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: JR3113 folded on the Turn
Seat 4: jeresy1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: rrredhead folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Triptanes (button) collected ($15.95)

//standard, JR was the biggest fish ever i think

PokerStars Game #3886838298: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 21:06:20 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: trunkface ($21.70 in chips)
Seat 3: JR3113 ($18.15 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($5.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($93.45 in chips)
Triptanes: posts small blind $0.25
trunkface: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Ks Jc]
JR3113 said, "tty"
JR3113: calls $0.50
jeresy1977: folds
Triptanes: raises $2 to $2.50
trunkface: calls $2
JR3113 said, "i thought you had the ace"
JR3113: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd 9s]
jeresy1977 said, "yeh me to"
jeresy1977 said, "lol"
Triptanes: checks
JR3113 said, "lol"
trunkface: bets $3
Triptanes: calls $3
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd 9s] [9d]
jeresy1977 said, "i had a seven with a king"
Triptanes: checks
trunkface: bets $16.20 and is all-in
jeresy1977 said, "here we go"
Triptanes said, "I LAY DOWN QK FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"
Triptanes: folds
trunkface collected $10.95 from pot
trunkface: shows [4d 5d] (a pair of Nines)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.50 | Rake $0.55
Board [Qc Jd 9s 9d]
Seat 1: trunkface (big blind) collected ($10.95)
Seat 3: JR3113 folded before Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Triptanes (small blind) folded on the Turn
//I GOT BLUFFFFFFFFFEEEEEDDDD, he was playing tight b4 this though.

PokerStars Game #3886909607: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 21:11:35 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: JR3113 ($31.35 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($15.45 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($87.95 in chips)
jeresy1977: posts small blind $0.25
Triptanes: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Qd 9d]
JR3113: calls $0.50
jeresy1977: calls $0.25
Triptanes: raises $4.50 to $5
JR3113: calls $4.50
jeresy1977: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3h 2c]
Triptanes: checks
JR3113: checks
*** TURN *** [Tc 3h 2c] [2h]
Triptanes: bets $30
babooose1 joins the table at seat #1
JR3113 said, "come on"
jeresy1977 said, "all in"
JR3113 said, "i need a club"
jeresy1977 said, "all in"
jeresy1977 said, "he wont even call"
JR3113: folds
Triptanes collected $10 from pot
jeresy1977 said, "show trip"
Triptanes: shows [Qd 9d] (a pair of Deuces)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [Tc 3h 2c 2h]
Seat 3: JR3113 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: jeresy1977 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes (big blind) collected ($10)

//Isolating Fishy McCallerson, show them some crap so someone wii call me when i have them demolished later.

PokerStars Game #3887199347: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 21:33:46 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: serevok ($14.85 in chips)
Seat 3: JR3113 ($17.95 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($23 in chips)
Seat 5: jeff2106 ($20 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($238.30 in chips)
serevok: posts small blind $0.25
JR3113: posts big blind $0.50
jeff2106: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Js Jh]
Triptanes said, "well i wanna ve sure dont wannna steal"
jeresy1977: calls $0.50
jeff2106: checks
Triptanes: raises $2.50 to $3
serevok: folds
JR3113: folds
jeresy1977: calls $2.50
jeff2106: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c 9h]
jeresy1977: bets $5
Triptanes: raises $15 to $20
JR3113 said, "it's not stealling if it's not your fault"
jeresy1977: calls $15 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7s 4c 9h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c 9h Ac] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jeresy1977: shows [Jc 9c] (a flush, Ace high)
Triptanes: mucks hand
jeresy1977 collected $45.25 from pot
jeresy1977 said, "sweet"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $47.25 | Rake $2
Board [7s 4c 9h Ac Qc]
Seat 1: serevok (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: JR3113 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 showed [Jc 9c] and won ($45.25) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: jeff2106 folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes (button) mucked [Js Jh]

//I obv did not pray enough to my statue of Lee Jones

Chat that ensues:
JR3113 said, "nh"
Triptanes said, "vnh"
jeresy1977 said, "ty"
jeresy1977 said, "lucky draw"
jeresy1977 said, "i had top pair though"
Triptanes said, "yeah true that"
Triptanes said, "i could be bluffing, again"

//notice that i am not being a retard and berating him

PokerStars Game #3887297051: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 21:41:14 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: serevok ($26.45 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($13.90 in chips)
Seat 3: JR3113 ($11.20 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($43.25 in chips)
Seat 5: jeff2106 ($13.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($216.05 in chips)
JR3113: posts small blind $0.25
jeresy1977: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [7d 3d]
jeff2106: calls $0.50
Triptanes: raises $2.50 to $3
serevok: calls $3
johnny 7's: folds
JR3113: folds
jeresy1977: folds
jeff2106: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 3h 9d]
Triptanes: bets $4
serevok: calls $4
*** TURN *** [6d 3h 9d] [5c]
Triptanes: bets $20
serevok: folds
Triptanes collected $14.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.25 | Rake $0.70
Board [6d 3h 9d 5c]
Seat 1: serevok folded on the Turn
Seat 2: johnny 7's (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JR3113 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: jeff2106 folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes collected ($14.55)

//standard against my passive table



PokerStars Game #3887352555: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 21:45:30 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: serevok ($18.70 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($11.90 in chips)
Seat 3: JR3113 ($27.65 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($29.80 in chips)
Seat 5: jeff2106 ($12.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($221.10 in chips)
johnny 7's: posts small blind $0.25
JR3113: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Th Kh]
jeresy1977: calls $0.50
jeff2106: calls $0.50
Triptanes: raises $3 to $3.50
serevok: folds
johnny 7's: folds
JR3113: folds
jeresy1977: calls $3
jeff2106: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5s Jd]
jeresy1977: checks
jeff2106: checks
Triptanes: bets $10
jeresy1977: folds
jeff2106: folds
Triptanes collected $10.70 from pot
jeresy1977 said, "open end"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.25 | Rake $0.55
Board [Qs 5s Jd]
Seat 1: serevok (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: johnny 7's (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: JR3113 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: jeff2106 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes collected ($10.70)

//mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm position

PokerStars Game #3887434254: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 21:51:43 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($14.65 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($20 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($29.35 in chips)
Seat 5: jeff2106 ($7.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($230.45 in chips)
jeff2106: posts small blind $0.25
Triptanes: posts big blind $0.50
BDunn757: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [8d 6d]
johnny 7's: folds
BDunn757: checks
jeresy1977: calls $0.50
jeff2106: calls $0.25
Triptanes: raises $3.50 to $4
BDunn757: folds
jeresy1977: calls $3.50
jeff2106: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 6h Qd]
Triptanes: checks
jeresy1977: checks
*** TURN *** [7d 6h Qd] [As]
Triptanes: checks
jeresy1977: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d 6h Qd As] [Ac]
Triptanes: bets $4
jeresy1977: folds
Triptanes collected $8.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9 | Rake $0.45
Board [7d 6h Qd As Ac]
Seat 2: johnny 7's folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BDunn757 folded before Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 (button) folded on the River
Seat 5: jeff2106 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes (big blind) collected ($8.55)

//ilikeaces86 sig hand, he doesn't know it yet though

PokerStars Game #3887604684: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:04:39 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: patan99 ($36 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($12.60 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($27 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($28.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($227.70 in chips)
johnny 7's: posts small blind $0.25
BDunn757: posts big blind $0.50
johnywarloc: sits out
Triptanes: posts small & big blinds $0.75
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Jc Tc]
jeresy1977: calls $0.50
Triptanes: raises $3 to $3.50
patan99: folds
patan99 is sitting out
johnny 7's: folds
BDunn757: folds
jeresy1977: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [3s 2d Kd]
jeresy1977: checks
patan99 leaves the table
Triptanes: bets $5
jeresy1977: calls $5
*** TURN *** [3s 2d Kd] [Js]
jeresy1977: checks
Triptanes: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 2d Kd Js] [5d]
jeresy1977: checks
Triptanes: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jeresy1977: shows [2h 8h] (a pair of Deuces)
Triptanes: shows [Jc Tc] (a pair of Jacks)
Triptanes collected $17.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18 | Rake $0.85
Board [3s 2d Kd Js 5d]
Seat 1: patan99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: johnny 7's (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BDunn757 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 showed [2h 8h] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 6: Triptanes showed [Jc Tc] and won ($17.15) with a pair of Jacks

//think i shoulda bet the turn here

PokerStars Game #3887638659: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:07:09 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($12.35 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($26 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($29.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($236.10 in chips)
Triptanes: posts small blind $0.25
johnny 7's: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [6s 8s]
Topeka Bill joins the table at seat #1
BDunn757: calls $0.50
jeresy1977: calls $0.50
johnywarloc has returned
Triptanes: raises $3.50 to $4
johnny 7's: folds
johnywarloc said, "first hand too"
BDunn757: calls $3.50
jeresy1977: calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [2s 6d Th]
johnywarloc said, "nh"
Triptanes: bets $25
BDunn757: folds
jeresy1977 said, "nother strght draw"
jeresy1977: folds
Triptanes collected $11.90 from pot
Triptanes: shows [6s 8s] (a pair of Sixes)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.50 | Rake $0.60
Board [2s 6d Th]
Seat 2: johnny 7's (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BDunn757 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes (small blind) collected ($11.90)

//85s is obv the nizzles

PokerStars Game #3887688605: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:10:48 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Topeka Bill ($24.15 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($13.80 in chips)
Seat 4: jeresy1977 ($23 in chips)
Seat 5: johnywarloc ($11.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($244 in chips)
johnywarloc: posts small blind $0.25
Triptanes: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Kd Th]
jeresy1977 said, "im just plyn"
johnny 7's has returned
Topeka Bill: raises $2 to $2.50
BDunn757: calls $2.50
jeresy1977 said, "havn fun"
jeresy1977: calls $2.50
johnywarloc: folds
Triptanes: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9h 2s]
Topeka Bill: bets $5
BDunn757: folds
jeresy1977: raises $15.50 to $20.50 and is all-in
Topeka Bill: calls $15.50
*** TURN *** [Qs 9h 2s] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9h 2s 9d] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Topeka Bill: shows [7s 7c] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
jeresy1977: mucks hand
Topeka Bill collected $47.25 from pot
jeresy1977 said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49.25 | Rake $2
Board [Qs 9h 2s 9d 2d]
Seat 1: Topeka Bill showed [7s 7c] and won ($47.25) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 3: BDunn757 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jeresy1977 (button) mucked [Jc Tc]
Seat 5: johnywarloc (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes (big blind) folded before Flop

//looks like finding nemo at this table, and yay BillFish got money!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

PokerStars Game #3887765935: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:16:30 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Topeka Bill ($42.05 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($17 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($8.55 in chips)
Seat 4: pounder55 ($30.65 in chips)
Seat 5: johnywarloc ($16.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($243.25 in chips)
johnywarloc: posts small blind $0.25
Triptanes: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [4h Td]
Topeka Bill: raises $0.50 to $1
johnny 7's: folds
BDunn757: folds
pounder55: folds
johnywarloc: folds
Triptanes: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [9h 6h 6c]
Triptanes: checks
Topeka Bill: bets $1
Triptanes: calls $1
*** TURN *** [9h 6h 6c] [3c]
Triptanes: checks
Topeka Bill: bets $1
Triptanes: raises $4 to $5
Topeka Bill: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [9h 6h 6c 3c] [Ad]
Triptanes: bets $8
Topeka Bill: calls $8
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Triptanes: shows [4h Td] (a pair of Sixes)
Topeka Bill: shows [Qs 9d] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
Topeka Bill collected $28.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $30.25 | Rake $1.45
Board [9h 6h 6c 3c Ad]
Seat 1: Topeka Bill showed [Qs 9d] and won ($28.80) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 2: johnny 7's folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BDunn757 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pounder55 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: johnywarloc (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes (big blind) showed [4h Td] and lost with a pair of Sixes

//Bill for prez, i play agressive and he thinks im BLUFFING!!!!!!!!!11!!!

PokerStars Game #3887810422: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:19:45 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Topeka Bill ($69.20 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($15.50 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($8.05 in chips)
Seat 4: pounder55 ($16.65 in chips)
Seat 5: johnywarloc ($33.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($254.50 in chips)
BDunn757: posts small blind $0.25
pounder55: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [4c 7c]
johnywarloc: folds
Triptanes: raises $2.50 to $3
Topeka Bill: folds
johnny 7's: folds
johnny 7's is sitting out
BDunn757: raises $5.05 to $8.05 and is all-in
pounder55: folds
Triptanes: calls $5.05
*** FLOP *** [3h 9h 8d]
*** TURN *** [3h 9h 8d] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [3h 9h 8d Ks] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BDunn757: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Triptanes: shows [4c 7c] (high card King)
BDunn757 collected $15.80 from pot
Triptanes said, "rigged"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.60 | Rake $0.80
Board [3h 9h 8d Ks 5s]
Seat 1: Topeka Bill folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: johnny 7's (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BDunn757 (small blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($15.80) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: pounder55 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: johnywarloc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Triptanes showed [4c 7c] and lost with high card King

//im benevolent, i donate! Ripp ur hand sux

CHAT THAT ENSUES:
Triptanes said, "rigged"
BDunn757 said, "???"
Triptanes said, "i got doom switxhed"
Topeka Bill said, "you raised with a 4 7 ?????"
Triptanes said, "i had KK"

//Bill thinks ima moron

PokerStars Game #3887863678: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:23:38 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Topeka Bill ($68.95 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($12 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($18.75 in chips)
Seat 4: pounder55 ($17.30 in chips)
Seat 5: johnywarloc ($29.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($248.75 in chips)
BDunn757: posts small blind $0.25
pounder55: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Qs Qc]
johnywarloc: folds
Triptanes: raises $2.50 to $3
Topeka Bill: raises $7 to $10
johnny 7's: folds
BDunn757: folds
pounder55: folds
Triptanes: raises $238.75 to $248.75 and is all-in
BDunn757 said, "lol"
Topeka Bill: folds
Triptanes collected $20.75 from pot

//Almost got 'em, he is prbly flushstraighted with me though

PokerStars Game #3887905295: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:26:43 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Topeka Bill ($65.25 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($9 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($14.50 in chips)
Seat 4: pounder55 ($16.55 in chips)
Seat 5: johnywarloc ($36.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($252.50 in chips)
Triptanes: posts small blind $0.25
Topeka Bill: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Jh Ah]
johnny 7's: calls $0.50
BDunn757: calls $0.50
pounder55: folds
johnywarloc: folds
Triptanes: raises $3.50 to $4
Topeka Bill: calls $3.50
johnny 7's: folds
BDunn757: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Js 5d]
Triptanes: bets $11
Topeka Bill: calls $11
*** TURN *** [6h Js 5d] [4h]
Triptanes: bets $25
Topeka Bill: calls $25
*** RIVER *** [6h Js 5d 4h] [6s]
Triptanes: bets $212.50 and is all-in
Topeka Bill: calls $25.25 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Triptanes: shows [Jh Ah] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Topeka Bill: mucks hand
Triptanes collected $128.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Seat 1: Topeka Bill (big blind) mucked [3c 5c]
Seat 6: Triptanes (small blind) showed [Jh Ah] and won ($128.50) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes

//CTB Bill

Topeka Bill rebuys next hand:

PokerStars Game #3887930459: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/02/06 - 22:28:36 (ET)
Table 'Nemesis II' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Topeka Bill ($19.75 in chips)
Seat 2: johnny 7's ($5.50 in chips)
Seat 3: BDunn757 ($14 in chips)
Seat 4: pounder55 ($16.05 in chips)
Seat 5: johnywarloc ($40.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Triptanes ($315.75 in chips)
johnny 7's: posts small blind $0.25
BDunn757: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Triptanes [Ah Ad]
pounder55: folds
johnywarloc: calls $0.50
Triptanes: raises $3 to $3.50
Topeka Bill: raises $16.25 to $19.75 and is all-in
johnny 7's: calls $5.25 and is all-in
BDunn757: folds
johnywarloc: folds
Triptanes said, "..."
Triptanes said, "what ug ot bill?"
Triptanes said, "if i win i want ur baby"
Topeka Bill said, "call me"
Triptanes said, "wht u got?"
Topeka Bill said, "call"
Triptanes said, "mama always said"
Triptanes said, "careful what u wish for"
Triptanes said, "and she was black too"
johnywarloc said, "fold"
Triptanes said, "but mama awas smartt"
Triptanes said, "JIGGLYPUF ftw!!!!!!1!"
Triptanes: calls $16.25
*** FLOP *** [Kc 4c 7h]
*** TURN *** [Kc 4c 7h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 4c 7h 9c] [2d]
johnywarloc said, "show all cards"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Triptanes: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Topeka Bill: shows [9d As] (a pair of Nines)
Triptanes collected $27.05 from side pot
johnny 7's: shows [Kh 9h] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
johnny 7's collected $16.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $46 Main pot $16.65. Side pot $27.05. | Rake $2.30
Board [Kc 4c 7h 9c 2d]
Seat 1: Topeka Bill (button) showed [9d As] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: johnny 7's (small blind) showed [Kh 9h] and won ($16.65) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 3: BDunn757 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: pounder55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: johnywarloc folded before Flop
Seat 6: Triptanes showed [Ah Ad] and won ($27.05) with a pair of Aces

//KillBill vol 2

Sad thing is I can't place all the blame on him. They missed some oppurtunities to put the game away.

Chiefs are outta playoffs now. Discuss.

Well folks, college is funm but exams are coming, next week in fact! My classes are pretty ez, but let me give u a run through of my classes.

First on the list is ACC 232, where my teacher is a complete oaf. How she passed the CPA exam baffles my mind, also I don't know how she got em jeans either, not erally. I have a 0% in their for attendance which equals I start off at a 90. Naturally, my grade is an 89, which means I have to take the final to get an A. The class is ez, I just read the book, for a challenge im gonna check out the braille version (:..::.::....:::::::.:..:.:....::=LIFO and FIFO) and get Helen Keller (we have her in our library) to read it (mahhargghhhmarghaaargghh=Budgeted Balance SHeet).

Next class is Microeconomics, my prof is pretty funny and conservative which I like. The worst thing is the girl who sits in front of me who has a crush on me I think. Everyday (I go to class osmetimes don't) she says I smell good or I look nice, in response I blush and smile and say thanks. She is kinda cute, meh, no gf now, kplzthx.

Ummmm then it is Business Communications. My prof has a small head, she reminds me of that guy on a box of lemondrops. She wears a scarf everyday, but she forgot she lived in TX I think. She is the one ont the left in this pic:



I want to write about funny stuff I do, but I am afraid posting her pic will give it away.

Next is Ethics, it's always funny becasue when my prof shows up he is always drunk + painkillers. Last class we talked about animal rights. This girl who never really talks speaks up and says she hates animals. She said, "You see Fido, I see dinner". If we took a photo of the class, put WTF on it real crappy like in paint with that spray paint canm then we could post it on FTR like the second rate crappy pics I post on here.

My grades are good so I won't have to write an emo kid blog on Xanga or mySpazz; ex:

Dear diary,
I tried to kill myself today becasue I couldn't get this strand of my pink hair to stand up right. I kept on punching myslef in my stomach, but I'm still not dead. My mom walked in and saw me doing this, so now I have to go to counseling. I'm on AIM now, but no one wants to talk to me, I just talk to MovieFone and ShoppingBud, they are the best friends a person could ask for. I just want to cut myself and listen to Taking Back Sunday and Fall Out Boy.

Sigh,
-XxxTaintedxxScarxxX

Oya, christmas list:

-A membership to the chamillitary
It's the name that's runnin the game.

-A level 74 Jigglypuff




Think of how bad ass it would be to walk around with a jigglypuff. You could pick up chicks cuz it's so cute.

Triptanes:Hi, wanna pet my jigglypuff? y/n/m
JenaMalone:Is that a metaphor?
Triptanes:*recovers from shock that she knows what a metaphor is* Ummm no...Look!
Jigglypuff:Jiggly!
JenaMalone:Ah, how cute *pets jigglypuff*
Triptanes: Wanna make out?
JenaMalone:Sure!

Also if some n00bz wanted to pwn you, it could beat their ass, just make it sing, then use quick attack, it's super effective.

-HungryHungryHippos



PM me if u can supply these, kthxbye.

Hi, my name is Triptanes, this is a shout out I want to give to all my set farmers and nut campers (you Bonus whores), it's time to stop guys . I suggest you guys switch to 6 max and really start to pray some pokah.

I, Triptanes used to nut camp at the skins to clear Bonuses, I mean I was campin like a Terrorist in cs_assault in the hosty room. Camping in poker, as in CS, sux. The 25 NL full ring is tighter than a 16 year old virgin. Average table VP$IP hovers around 15% and there is that one guy who has a 3% VP$IP over 1256 hands in my PT Database, yeah you know who you are Wang_wang. Your name may be funny, but it's getting obvious that you only play AA, KK, or AKs.

Set farming? WTF? I didn't know people actually did this, load up your 8 tables and play u some pocket pairs boi? That's pretty risk fr33, but you're not living up to your full potential bot emulator.

How to make money:
1.) Load up a has been PP skin that u deposited in for a Bonus
2.) Overcome your fear and join a 25NL or 50NL 6 MAX table
3.) For like your first orbit raise like 8x BB each hand
4.) Bet Pot
4.) LikeUlt George said don't be "that guy", inevitably there will be "that guy" at the table who will be like, "Wtf r u doing?"

Here are two examples of how to deal with "that guy"

A.

PokerGoddz04: Wow good pl4er over there raing 8x BB
PokerGoddz04: L00k at the siaze of teh pot dumb***
Dealer: Triptanes shows [7c, 4s] wins pot [$160.56] with two pairs sevens and fours.
PokerGoddz04: **** can u ******* hear me j00?


So just say nothing....
OR

B.

PokahMasta05 U f***** n00b y u rasie that sh***
PokahMasta05: OMFG ur not gona be a long time winner
You: I like pokemon, expscecially jigglypuff, heza pwnticon
You: His HP wnet down to 0, I h@|) to take hem to a pokecenter
PokahMasta05: OMFG what a f** hahahahaa pokemon f**
You: A bulbasaur taught me how to play pokerrr at Cerulean City
PokahMasta05: lololololol ur a f***** f** im gonna bust ur a**
You:I like to eat microwaves and touch 7 yr olds orly

etc. etc. Sound like a total dumbass, never respond to their arguments directly, say random crap, get them on tilt and out to get you

5.) Eventually someone is going to show some resistance, fold w/ out a read or real hand
6.) Just keep on being agressive, there will be people that are easier to pick on than others, i should say be selectively agressive.

Random thoughts:
-Once I've one small pots I am more apt to sit around wating for a big hand and double up....
-Jigglypuff is sucha pwnticon
-I like to raise s00ted connectors and PP
-It's ok to look like a donk and lose some money to win a bigger pot over all
-It's ok to hit the fold button
-Don't bluff a calling station
-Watch out for rocks at ur table and dont give them action w/ out premium hand
-Pick up on ur opponents betting pattern e.g. he bets flop... call, bets turn... call, checks river...i bet fold *yawn*
-Gotta know when to Foldem

IF U HAVE NE QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS PM ME UR AIM NAME AND I WILL BE OH SO VERY HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE BOARDS.